Notice how these women are always looking you in the eye? Helps put you in the “Noted” guy’s place.
He, on the other hand, is always avoiding eye contact:
Usually this is Annie’s Mac & Cheese (Organic of course, but then, you knew that).
I haven’t heard my wife say this out loud…but I know she’s thought it.
I’m rocking more like a teaspoon…so yeah, a full stick would be something to celebrate. Probably from the bathroom.
NEXT WEEK, ON THE CRUNCHY DUNGEON:
Comics No. 7!