The following are all the “I can’t talk right now” Woman, as promised:
You might have to go back to the first two comic posts to pick up on this, and possibly pay attention in the future, but they kind of tell a story. At least they are progressive, with regard to child-rearing.
Anyway, she’s in pretty deep. Deeper than us, though if my wife had known about eating placentas…well, let’s just say it’s for the best we weren’t crunchy back then.
We do use a mercury-free dentist, or at least he hates mercury. Something like that. And our chiropractor has a low-rad x-ray machine, which I think was the original reason we started going there, just so we would have less radiation.
NEXT WEEK, ON THE CRUNCHY DUNGEON: